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emperorharmonia:

mspaintadventrues:

IT’S 2014 AND I’VE BEEN RICK ROLL’D AT LEAST FIVE TIMES I CANT TRUST ANY LINK

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(via heliolisk)

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touchmykittykat:

shasta-brah:

chappaai-trekker:

gifak-net:

SHARK ATTACK

She saw Jesus

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

I would have shit my pants.

(via shuckl)

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weirdelleth:

oh my gosh im crying from laughing so hard. my fiance just got a boner for the first time in a week… what caused this erection you ask? i told him we can order pizza for supper

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in-vagina-we-thrust:

90s90s90s:

Me and my friends used to sing this at recess.

Who started this?

(via unidentifiedflyingcheesecake)

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astimeshalltry:

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME GROBAN

(via specialmay)

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b0nk3rz:

that’s some final destination shit

(via britney-fears)

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tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

(via kushdrinker)

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