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this is where i will be posting whatever the fuck i want
other than that::
i am a pretty sweet person.
i am clumsy, and have no soul whatsoever.
i love my jobs.
im a total pussy.
i love swimming.
AND YES BRO, I DO LIFT.
laytro bruh.</description><title>names</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thequazz)</generator><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>slow internet is like a cock tease</title><description>&lt;p&gt;slow internet is like a cock tease&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53413817040</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53413817040</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:09:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i dont mean to attack, just drunk me is thinking from the past.
the past should be set WAY behind us</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i dont mean to attack, just drunk me is thinking from the past.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the past should be set WAY behind us&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53410669896</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53410669896</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:22:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ok so im watching this show called &amp;#8220;Awkward.&amp;#8221; and oh. my. god. its a high school drama....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;ok so im watching this show called &amp;#8220;Awkward.&amp;#8221; and oh. my. god. its a high school drama. and towards the end of season 2, the main character is supposed to MAKE A DECISION BETWEEN WHICH TWO GUYS TO DATE. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this brought me to tears. fuck this show.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i have been put tin this type of situation a little more than a year ago. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HELLO, a decision did not need to be made on one drunk night.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;from what i could tell, you hate this other guy, and was the worst decision you could have made. you made me uncomfortable, but i defined me. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;you could say i am stronger because of it. but still scarring. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53408721575</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53408721575</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:55:16 -0400</pubDate><category>awkward</category><category>choosing</category><category>high school</category><category>drama</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c50f238ded00fd978ffcf234c07d8127/tumblr_momhz4FBYB1rr6og1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53401857860</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53401857860</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:17:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cfbfff7973744c0e81855b07387d708/tumblr_momi01oELH1qiz3j8o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53398978555</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53398978555</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:34:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pleatedjeans:

awesomephilia:

Who you gon’ call? (via)

better...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jpVmX9aP_oM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/53317912840/awesomephilia-who-you-gon-call-via-better"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/53310142256/who-you-gon-call-via"&gt;awesomephilia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Who you gon’ call? (&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/russandrob"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;better than expected.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53398668896</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53398668896</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:30:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>punkbread:

cant we all just blog and have fun
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://punkbread.tumblr.com/post/53379321161/cant-we-all-just-blog-and-have-fun"&gt;punkbread&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;cant we all just blog and have fun&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53398607291</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53398607291</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:29:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lvtn:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A LYING GHOST???
BOO SHEET! 
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lvtn.tumblr.com/post/19697716391/what-do-you-call-a-lying-ghost-boo-sheet"&gt;lvtn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHAT DO YOU CALL A LYING GHOST???&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BOO SHEET! &lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m199jve5zN1qc9wrn.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53398600688</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53398600688</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:29:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tastefullyoffensive:

The French Press of Bel-Air
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22b7bc39db49e58bc7767ca05d051dfb/tumblr_mocemoGIOF1svzq6no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/53380922783/the-french-press-of-bel-air"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The French Press of Bel-Air&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53398305762</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53398305762</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:24:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>onlylolgifs:

Metro Door fail
Video:

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5088c9f7855d4456215e05cdb36162db/tumblr_momzm7wyrB1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca3ef44daac40584fa77d7f51ec7d20d/tumblr_momzm7wyrB1r3gb3zo2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onlylolgifs.net/post/53382448492/metro-door-fail-video"&gt;onlylolgifs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Metro Door fail&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Video:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RqCA00o-0y8?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53397761916</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53397761916</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:16:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>petparent:

getting ready for dick like
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://petparent.tumblr.com/post/52160721663/getting-ready-for-dick-like"&gt;petparent&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;getting ready for dick like&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/902a9e95b416a813850569df68697795/tumblr_inline_mnvx8zh6OB1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53397288366</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53397288366</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:09:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a424cab43bd4d80404c095bbc3e7007/tumblr_mial16bCqV1r00ytzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thatfunnystuff.com/post/53384502950/funny-stuff-you-like" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thatfunnyblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thatfunnystuff.com/"&gt;Funny Stuff you like?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53397250901</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53397250901</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:08:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yeezuschrist:

whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yeezuschrist.tumblr.com/post/52995076677"&gt;yeezuschrist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53397125785</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53397125785</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:06:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hami-is-awesome:



</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hami-is-awesome.tumblr.com/post/53348630251"&gt;hami-is-awesome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/17da785379bd5e87f006b77000045a97/tumblr_inline_momvobbrap1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a0ee69531e93aa92bc22b498f5d00da9/tumblr_inline_momvovH18v1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53396745918</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53396745918</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:00:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>miss-love:

gentlemanotter:

theybuildbuildings:

vintagegal:

Gi...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5c9184f764eef513be7eb5b85ad1805/tumblr_mkl4kjSMSY1qa70eyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miss-love.tumblr.com/post/52832569737"&gt;miss-love&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gentlemanotter.tumblr.com/post/48260283648"&gt;gentlemanotter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theybuildbuildings.tumblr.com/post/46997055500/vintagegal-girls-pose-by-a-jail-that-recalls"&gt;theybuildbuildings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vintagegal.tumblr.com/post/46874927105/girls-pose-by-a-jail-that-recalls-the-witch-trials"&gt;vintagegal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I recently learned that the water in Salem was contaminated with the fungus from which LSD is derived and a legitimate theory for the whole thing is that everyone in the &lt;a href="http://www.pbs.org/wnet/secrets/previous_seasons/case_salem/index.html"&gt;town was tripping balls&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^^^^^&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That is the best thing I’ve heard in a while&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That makes a lottttttttttt of sense&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53396651827</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53396651827</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:59:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theworld:

once:

some:

body

told me

is macaroni 
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iamthewhiteobama.tumblr.com"&gt;theworld&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://once.tumblr.com/post/51714278615/somebody"&gt;once&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://some.tumblr.com/post/51714278615/body"&gt;some&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;body&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;told me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;is macaroni &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53396473268</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53396473268</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:56:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tuucker.tumblr.com/post/49121119107"&gt;tuucker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irisowl.tumblr.com/post/49107766881/so-i-walked-into-the-dentist-this-morning-my"&gt;irisowl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dr. Robert Evans&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I looked it up&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My dentist is Captain America’s dad&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53396259587</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53396259587</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:53:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>insteadofwatchingtv:

What Color is Tuesday? Exploring...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rkRbebvoYqI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unplugthetv.com/post/53388749526/what-color-is-tuesday-exploring-synthesthesia"&gt;insteadofwatchingtv&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What Color is Tuesday? Exploring Synthesthesia&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53396110734</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53396110734</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:51:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3109afc6250fcd4e315b7df8adcf55b1/tumblr_mmmbisisLX1spug0ao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53395292380</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53395292380</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:38:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab28489c54ef4a36d7cf181c10ec519a/tumblr_moety08S2T1rjcfxro2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2dac465bde80849f77c5b0db4b6c173/tumblr_moety08S2T1rjcfxro3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d425bff139c5cfb0a9b29a654b56c35e/tumblr_moety08S2T1rjcfxro1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9dd1d5f9dfb44fab6d03bda794391d6/tumblr_moety08S2T1rjcfxro4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53395196439</link><guid>http://thequazz.tumblr.com/post/53395196439</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:37:15 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
